resident worm

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

Hello everybody, long time no see

So, I’ve been up to a lot recently, mostly being on twitter (same @ as here, crocodilegay) but mostly doing college work! fun!!!

Somewhat related, I transferred from my old Fred Meyer to a new one, where I caught Covid within a week of starting in person classes at university, testing positive yesterday.

If anyone is interested in donating, so I can get a lot of health supplies I need to buy, that would be fantastic. I also just wanted to update people on how I’m doing 

(Tweet below with donation information, or just directly here. Paypal email is fullmetalpessimist@gmail.com and venmo is @ Rory-the-Croc)

https://twitter.com/crocodilegay/status/1444388905524944896

donations donation shut up rory i feel GOD AWFUL but just trying to sit around and do class work.... sigh
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earthsong9405

In which Kamek fully knows the single parent struggle! o3o

Funfacts for the headcanon:

-Bowser’s parents are perfectly fine and are, in fact, alive, they’re just bad parents. And bad rulers for that matter. Kamek is largely the reason why the Koopa Kingdom didn’t fall to ruin under their reign since he basically ran the kingdom himself; the king and queen were too busy out partying or taking several vacations as the expense of their subjects. And when Bowser came into the picture? Same deal; Kamek was already running the kingdom, why not have him raise their child too?

-Bowser was a very mischievous and adventurous child, always getting into things he wasn’t supposed to! Kamek had a hard time keeping up with him most days and would often refer to several books on how to rear children for advice. His favorite is “Child Raising for Imbeciles”, a book series written by old friend Toadsworth.

-Bowser straight-up sees Kamek as his dad, and he calls him “Ba”. His blood parents can barely get him to call them “Mother” or “Father”, as he often uses their actual names instead; he doesn’t really like either of them to be frank.

-Kamek initially attempted to snatch Mario and Luigi when they were babies because he wanted to give bab Bowser some playmates so he wouldn’t be so lonely. Of course this failed, but the irony in it is that years later, the Brothers and Bowser end up friends anyway.

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And ye! Some fun little headcanons I wanted to share with ya’ll! Apologies for the slowness in content as of late, been trying to find a new groove to get into between these and commissions so it’s a bit of a process ;w; At any rate, hope ya enjoy the art and headcanons and if you have any questions feel free to ask! uwu

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beetledrink

everyone shut the fuck up i found a stardew valley mod that makes the in game dog look like my real dog

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this is the only thing that matters now

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dovyou like it

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Originally posted by theviewisverycrazy

beetledrink

y-yes ma’am

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Originally posted by the36thbloggerofshaolin

splashes loudly in my pajama palace and you perceive it as a pool. i see my ubik has been working lovely on you. should keep those nast Geastalt off you til the u-men play their next sbow! clay wobble as she is forevereal stuck in a loop, a loop you perceive eith a heavy concious, conch shells twirled and the screen taunt, taunting past what we all know. past ahat we all know.

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Originally posted by ng4w

past what we ever know really

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scary???? fave reblog